After the event, even a fool is wise.

The tongue of man is a twisty thing.

Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.

One rogue leads another.

I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T ... Uh, I mean S-M-A-R-T.

And woe succeeds woe.

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.