After the event, even a fool is wise.

Noblest minds are easiest bent.

For they imagined as they wished--that it was a wild shot,/ an unintended killing--fools, not to comprehend/ they were already in the grip of death./ But glaring under his brows Odysseus answered: 'You yellow dogs, you thought I'd never make it/ home from the land of Troy. You took my house to plunder,/ twisted my maids to serve your beds. You dared/ bid for my wife while I was still alive./ Contempt was all you had for the gods who rule wide heaven,/ contempt for what men say of you hereafter./ Your last hour has come. You die in blood.

Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.

There is no greater fame for a man than that which he wins with his footwork or the skill of his hands.

Noble and manly music invigorates the spirit, strengthens the wavering man, and incites him to great and worthy deeds.

No man or woman born, coward or brave, can shun his destiny.