No man or woman born, coward or brave, can shun his destiny.

Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away.

For a friend with an understanding heart is worth no less than a brother

I'm a white male, age 18 to 49. Everyone listens to me, no matter how dumb my suggestions are.

Wine sets even a thoughtful man to singing, or sets him into softly laughing, sets him to dancing. Sometimes it tosses out a word that was better unspoken.

Do not mourn the dead with the belly.

You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.