We got a little rule back home: If it's brown, drink it down. If it's black, send it back.

There is no fouler fiend than a woman when her mind is bent to evil.

The proof of battle is action, proof of words, debate. No time for speeches now, it's time to fight.

Rage - Goddess, sing the rage of Peleus' son Achilles, murderous, doomed, that cost the Achaeans countless losses, hurling down to the House of Death so many sturdy souls, great fighters' souls, but made their bodies carrion, feasts for the dogs and birds, and the will of Zeus was moving toward its end. Begin, Muse, when the two first broke and clashed, Agamemnon lord of men and brilliant Achilles.

Porkchops and bacon, my two favorite animals.

A companion's words of persuasion are effective.

Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'