Goddess-nurse of the young, give ear to my prayer, and grant that this woman may reject the love-embraces of youth and dote on grey-haired old men whose powers are dulled, but whose hearts still desire.

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!

Over the wine-dark sea.

Think not to match yourself against the gods, for men that walk the earth cannot hold their own with the immortals.

A sound mind in a manly body.

Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.

So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.