All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.

She sent him a warm and gentle wind, and Lord Odysseus was happy as he set his sails to catch the breeze. He sat beside the steering oar and used his skill to steer the raft.

All men owe honor to the poets - honor and awe; for they are dearest to the Muse who puts upon their lips the ways of life.

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow

Not two strong men the enormous weight could raise,- Such men as live in these degenerate days.

The other day, I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers.

Suffering is but another name for the teaching of experience, which is the parent of instruction and the schoolmaster of life.