All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.

Fate is the same for the man who holds back, the same if he fights hard. We are all held in a single honor, the brave with the weaklings. A man dies still if he has done nothing, as the one who has done much.

Clanless, lawless, homeless is he who is in love with civil war, that brutal ferocious thing.

But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!

We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you?

What greater glory attends a man than what he wins with his racing feet and his striving hands?

Kids are great. You can teach them to hate what you hate and, with the Internet and all, they practically raise themselves.