Suffering is but another name for the teaching of experience, which is the parent of instruction and the schoolmaster of life.

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow

So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.

Not at all similar are the race of the immortal gods and the race of men who walk upon the earth.

For love deceives the best of woman kind.

We cannot all hope to combine the pleasing qualities of good looks, brains, and eloquence.

I've always wondered if there was a God. And now I know there is -- and it's me.