Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'
some things you will think of yourself,...some things God will put into your mind
Over the wine-dark sea.
Boy, those Germans have a word for everything!
Too many kings can ruin an army
Greetings, friends. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. So use it and send one dollar to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield. Don't delay. Eternal happiness is just a dollar away.