Hateful to me as are the gates of hell, Is he who, hiding one thing in his heart, Utters another.
And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.
Many shining actions owe their success to chance, though the general or statesman receive the applause.
After the event, even a fool is wise.
But you can't stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!
Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harassing that woman.