Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene.'
If any man obeys the gods, they listen to him also.
Many shining actions owe their success to chance, though the general or statesman receive the applause.
So it is that the gods do not give all men gifts of grace - neither good looks nor intelligence nor eloquence.
The rest were vulgar deaths unknown to fame.
I'm a rageaholic. I just can't live without rageahol.