You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!
Whenever a man is tired, wine is a great restorer of strength.
Which would you rather be, a conqueror in the Olympic games, or the crier that proclaims who are conquerors?
Nothing shall I, while sane, compare with a friend.
All my life I've been an obese man trapped inside a fat man's body.
A sympathetic friend can be quite as dear as a brother.