You can't go wrong with cocktail weenies. They look as good as they taste. And they come in this delicious red sauce. It looks like ketchup, it tastes like ketchup, but brother, it ain't ketchup!

You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!

The proof of battle is action, proof of words, debate. No time for speeches now, it's time to fight.

Of all creatures that breathe and move upon the earth, nothing is bred that is weaker than man.

But he whose inborn worth his acts commend, Of gentle soul, to human race a friend.

And empty words are evil.

Trying is the first step toward failure.