I'm in a place where I don't know where I am!
After the event, even a fool is wise.
Union Rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor.
Dreams are sent by God.
Pine needle sorbet? Pine needle sorbet?! My kids do NOT eat sorbet. They eat sherbet, and they pronounce it sherbert, and they wish it was ice cream!
Oh, my tattered rags are caught on your coffee table.