If you serve too many masters, you'll soon suffer.

…but there they lay, sprawled across the field, craved far more by the vultures than by wives.

Nothing feebler does earth nurture than man, Of all things breathing and moving.

Be still my heart; thou hast known worse than this.

If you're gonna get mad at me every time I do something stupid, then I guess I'll just have to stop doing stupid things.

When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong! And when a woman says something's not funny, you'd better not laugh your ass off!

Suffering is but another name for the teaching of experience, which is the parent of instruction and the schoolmaster of life.