Even the bravest cannot fight beyond his power
The lot of man-to suffer and die.
You know those balls that they put on car antennas so you can find them in the parking lot? Those should be on every car!
Sensitive love letters are my specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'
For love deceives the best of woman kind.
And for yourself, may the gods grant you your heart's desire, a husband and a home, and the blessing of a harmonious life. For nothing is greater or finer than this, when a man and woman live together with one hear and mind, bringing joy to their friends and grief to their foes.