The natural thing, my lord, men and women joined.

Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.

And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker.

Sing, O muse, of the rage of Achilles, son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans.

Thus have the gods spun the thread for wretched mortals: that they live in grief while they themselves are without cares; for two jars stand on the floor of Zeus of the gifts which he gives, one of evils and another of blessings.

Union Rule 26: Every employee must win 'Worker of the Week' at least once, regardless of gross incompetence, obesity or rank odor.

Even a fool learns something once it hits him.