Money is more trouble than it is worth.

A cigar has "...a fire at one end and a fool at the other."

We should not care much whether those thus united (against slavery) were designated 'Whig,' 'Free Democrat' or something else; though we think some simple name like 'Republican' would more fitly designate those who had united to restore the Union to its true mission of champion and promulgator of Liberty rather than propagandist of slavery.

Fame is a vapor, popularity is an accident, riches take wings, those who cheer today may curse tomorrow and only one thing endures - character.

Men who have great riches and little culture rush into business, because they are weary of themselves.

I am the inferior of any man whose rights I trample underfoot.

You may be witty, but not satirical.