Answering a letter from a church asking what else they should try after having failed to raise enough money on bake sales, bazaars, suppers, etc. Why not try religion?

You may be witty, but not satirical.

Journalism will kill you, but it will keep you alive while you're at it.

Wisdom is never dear, provided the article be genuine.

The illusion that times that were are better than those that are, has probably pervaded all ages.

Answering a letter from a church asking what else they should try after having failed to raise enough money on bake sales, bazaars, suppers, etc. Why not try religion?

Stupidity has no friends, and wants none.