I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire.
Money can't buy happiness.
Wash four distinct and separate times, using lots of lather each time from individual bars of soap.
A million dollars isn't what it used to be.
Do the impossible, because almost everyone has told me my ideas are merely fantasies.
Never make a decision. Let someone else make it and then if it turns out to be the wrong one, you can disclaim it, and if it is the right one you can abide by it.