Passion will make you crazy, but is there any other way to live?

Never make a decision. Let someone else make it and then if it turns out to be the wrong one, you can disclaim it, and if it is the right one you can abide by it.

Wash four distinct and separate times, using lots of lather each time from individual bars of soap.

Play off everyone against each other so that you have more avenues of action open to you.

I'm not a paranoid deranged millionaire.

We don't have a monopoly. Anyone who wants to dig a well without a Hughes bit can always use a pick and shovel.

Sometimes I truly fear that I am losing my mind. And if I did it it would be like flying blind.