Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.

Maxim 20: If you’re not willing to shell your own position, you’re not willing to win. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

Only cheaters prosper.

When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case.

The size of the promised paycheck is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it.

Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.

The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.