Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something.

Judging by the sounds of general panic, I want a gun like that.

As long as we only have to lie to the enemy, it's honest enough for me. -Captain Tagon

Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something.

When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case.

If violence wasn't your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

The size of the promised paycheck is inversely proportional to the likelihood of surviving to collect it.