Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something.

When the messenger arrives and says 'Don't shoot the messenger,' it's a good idea to be prepared to shoot the messenger, just in case.

The spirit of the law is the least of the things we're prepared to violate.

Spy' is such a short ugly word. I prefer 'espionage.' Those extra three syllables really say something.

Where's your sense of adventure? It died under mysterious circumstances. My sense of self-preservation found the body, but assures me it has an airtight alibi. -Captain Tagon & Captain Andreyasn

Maxim 3: An ordnance technician at a dead run outranks everybody. -The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries

Only cheaters prosper.