The Bible's the greatest book ever written. But I sure don't need anybody I can buy for six bits and a chew of tobacco to explain it to me.

Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.

In a political fight, when you've got nothing in favour of your side, start a row in the opposition camp.

I would never rob your cradles to feed the dogs of war

If Fascism comes to America it would be on a program of Americanism.

I'm for the poor man - all poor men, black and white, they all gotta have a chance. They gotta have a home, a job, and a decent education for their children. 'Every man a king' - that's my slogan.

NRA - Nuts Running America.