For the present you can just call me the Kingfish.
All I care is what the boys at the forks of the creek think of me.
Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy.
God, don't let me die. I have so much left to do.
I wonder why he shot me.
The Bible's the greatest book ever written. But I sure don't need anybody I can buy for six bits and a chew of tobacco to explain it to me.