Plus, teaching brings home to you very fast that you actually know nothing. I didn't realize that before.

I find it hard to understand why Scorsese has never called. You know, given the natural menace I bring to the screen.

You know everyone loves to be the villain.

Basically, my life is so boring, it's embarrassing.

I think that's the whole point of Bridget Jones. It's all about that it's okay to fail.

I could do with more mobbing. Particularly from women. I'd like to be treated like Ricky Martin.

But I just know from experience that accent wise, even if you're an accent genius, crossing the Atlantic is the hardest thing in the world either way.