And I particularly like the whole thing of being boss. Boss and employee... It's the slave quality that I find very alluring.

Plus, teaching brings home to you very fast that you actually know nothing. I didn't realize that before.

I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of me. It was extraordinary. I didn't know where to look.

When I think about actors I know, I'd much rather hear about who they're shagging than what film they're doing next.

My grandmother was utterly convinced I'd wind up as the Archbishop of Canterbury. And, to be honest, I've never entirely ruled it out.

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.