My dad used to have to open the second bottle of wine in the loo in case Mum heard the cork coming out.

Plus, teaching brings home to you very fast that you actually know nothing. I didn't realize that before.

There is space in the supermarket shelf for all of us.

I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about.

And I particularly like the whole thing of being boss. Boss and employee... It's the slave quality that I find very alluring.

Women are frightening. If you get to 41 as a man, you're quite battle-scarred.

And film acting is incredibly tedious, just by its nature. It's incredibly, mind numbingly slow.