My dad used to have to open the second bottle of wine in the loo in case Mum heard the cork coming out.

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

There is space in the supermarket shelf for all of us.

But I just know from experience that accent wise, even if you're an accent genius, crossing the Atlantic is the hardest thing in the world either way.

My grandmother was utterly convinced I'd wind up as the Archbishop of Canterbury. And, to be honest, I've never entirely ruled it out.

When I think about actors I know, I'd much rather hear about who they're shagging than what film they're doing next.

Women are frightening. If you get to 41 as a man, you're quite battle-scarred.