I quite like Pilates now. I have a Pilates girl in every city.

I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about.

But when you're a celebrity, you discover that you're no longer the pursuer, but the one being pursued. That's one of the disappointments I have had since becoming a single man.

But I just know from experience that accent wise, even if you're an accent genius, crossing the Atlantic is the hardest thing in the world either way.

And film acting is incredibly tedious, just by its nature. It's incredibly, mind numbingly slow.

I find it hard to understand why Scorsese has never called. You know, given the natural menace I bring to the screen.

I could do with more mobbing. Particularly from women. I'd like to be treated like Ricky Martin.