I could do with more mobbing. Particularly from women. I'd like to be treated like Ricky Martin.

I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about.

Basically, my life is so boring, it's embarrassing.

Women are frightening. If you get to 41 as a man, you're quite battle-scarred.

My grandmother was utterly convinced I'd wind up as the Archbishop of Canterbury. And, to be honest, I've never entirely ruled it out.

I cling to the fantasy that I could have done something more creative. Like actually writing a script, or writing a book. But the awful truth is that I... probably can't!

I don't think there's much point in putting me a deep, dark, heavy, emotional film because there are people who do it so much better than I do.