When I think about actors I know, I'd much rather hear about who they're shagging than what film they're doing next.

I could do with more mobbing. Particularly from women. I'd like to be treated like Ricky Martin.

I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of me. It was extraordinary. I didn't know where to look.

My grandmother was utterly convinced I'd wind up as the Archbishop of Canterbury. And, to be honest, I've never entirely ruled it out.

Plus, teaching brings home to you very fast that you actually know nothing. I didn't realize that before.

I've always enjoyed sex scenes, though you're not really supposed to. The classic answer is, 'Oh, it's not sexy at all because there are so many technicians standing around.' But I've always found them extremely arousing.

And I particularly like the whole thing of being boss. Boss and employee... It's the slave quality that I find very alluring.