I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.

I find it hard to understand why Scorsese has never called. You know, given the natural menace I bring to the screen.

You know everyone loves to be the villain.

At home, I hardly ever leave London. I don't like the countryside in England.

I don't think there's much point in putting me a deep, dark, heavy, emotional film because there are people who do it so much better than I do.

I've always enjoyed sex scenes, though you're not really supposed to. The classic answer is, 'Oh, it's not sexy at all because there are so many technicians standing around.' But I've always found them extremely arousing.

My dad used to have to open the second bottle of wine in the loo in case Mum heard the cork coming out.