The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.

Women are frightening. If you get to 41 as a man, you're quite battle-scarred.

The only reason my work seems to be eclectic up to a certain period is because I was a failure as an actor.

I could do with more mobbing. Particularly from women. I'd like to be treated like Ricky Martin.

I had Courtney Love's left bosom out of her dress on my plate in front of me. It was extraordinary. I didn't know where to look.

When I think about actors I know, I'd much rather hear about who they're shagging than what film they're doing next.

At home, I hardly ever leave London. I don't like the countryside in England.