The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.

There is space in the supermarket shelf for all of us.

At home, I hardly ever leave London. I don't like the countryside in England.

And film acting is incredibly tedious, just by its nature. It's incredibly, mind numbingly slow.

The only reason my work seems to be eclectic up to a certain period is because I was a failure as an actor.

I could do with more mobbing. Particularly from women. I'd like to be treated like Ricky Martin.

I'm a laugh tart. I make no secret of that fact.