The moral of filmmaking in Britain is that you will be screwed by the weather.

I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about.

I've always enjoyed sex scenes, though you're not really supposed to. The classic answer is, 'Oh, it's not sexy at all because there are so many technicians standing around.' But I've always found them extremely arousing.

I don't think there's much point in putting me a deep, dark, heavy, emotional film because there are people who do it so much better than I do.

Basically, my life is so boring, it's embarrassing.

I quite like Pilates now. I have a Pilates girl in every city.

I could do with more mobbing. Particularly from women. I'd like to be treated like Ricky Martin.