Clive Dunn, as I understand it, retired to the south of Spain, where he worked extensively in watercolours. I don't own any of Clive Dunn's watercolours. I loved him in 'Dad's Army,' loved him. But not enough to actually seek out his watercolour work.

Having a vote once every four years is not the same thing as democracy.

You hope that your teenage self would like and forgive your 50-year-old self.

One great benefit of not being on TV every week is that people will be a lot less interested in what I have in my supermarket basket. I could even un-tint my car windows - or at least opt for a lighter shade.

I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can't go back. You cannot go back.

Now, my mom always said two wrongs don't make a right. But she never said anything about four wrongs, and that always left me confused.

The only good thing I've ever noticed about money, the only positive aspect of an otherwise pretty vulgar commodity, is that you can use it to buy things.