I hate menus, I hate choosing food. I just want to be brought. Bring me dinner!

I personally believe that the iPod is a frankly corrosive device because it encourages you to surround yourself with your favorites. The whole idea of a playlist is to surround yourself with your favorite things, and the interesting thing is that when you do that, they cease to be your favorites.

Russian vodka is OK if you need to clean the oven. For drinking, it must henceforth be Polish.

It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.

I am a coffee fanatic. Once you go to proper coffee, you can't go back. You cannot go back.

Just because it's a bad job doesn't mean I need to do it badly.

There is almost no such thing as ready. There is only now.