There is only one immutable law in life - in a gentleman's toilet, incoming traffic has the right of way.

I've always enjoyed a woman's company more than men's. They're usually better looking.

We are all the foolishness and all the crimes we did. We're also all the kindnesses we did. I hate to think of life as if we understood time. We don't understand time.

In life there exist two classes: first class and no class.

Gossip is more popular than literature.

I feel like the writer observing the grief, but it is difficult to be detached from it.

A thing well done is worth doing.