I've always enjoyed a woman's company more than men's. They're usually better looking.

Sometimes silence resolves a conversation confused by Mad Misconstruction.

There is only one immutable law in life - in a gentleman's toilet, incoming traffic has the right of way.

My wife and I have enjoyed over forty years of wedded blitz.

We are all the foolishness and all the crimes we did. We're also all the kindnesses we did. I hate to think of life as if we understood time. We don't understand time.

My mother was passionate. She was stubborn, the dominant one in the family. She dominated my father.

A thing well done is worth doing.