I'm a much nicer person since my wife died. I found out what pain is, so on that level I'm much nicer.

The problem with Ireland is that it's a country full of genius, but with absolutely no talent.

My grandmother made dying her life's work.

Gossip is more popular than literature.

I've always believed in survival.

There is only one immutable law in life - in a gentleman's toilet, incoming traffic has the right of way.

My wife and I have enjoyed over forty years of wedded blitz.