My first job was a commercial for Ball Park Fun Franks.

I like telling stories.

I cry at the end of every book.

As soon as things become predictable, they become boring.

I've never done a blind date but my parents met on a blind date.

I just think Texas and that whole Bible Belt section is so, like, corporate. And I don't agree with organized religion in that respect.

My first job was a commercial for Ball Park Fun Franks.