As soon as things become predictable, they become boring.

My mom grew up in Kansas, my dad in Indiana. They had boring childhoods.

I like telling stories.

I am such a goody-two-shoes.

My first job was a commercial for Ball Park Fun Franks.

I grew up in Plano, Texas.

I just think Texas and that whole Bible Belt section is so, like, corporate. And I don't agree with organized religion in that respect.