My mom grew up in Kansas, my dad in Indiana. They had boring childhoods.

I like telling stories.

It's funny when I get recognized on the train. People either say ‘I love your show, dude’ or ‘Hey, where do you buy good weed?’

My first job was a commercial for Ball Park Fun Franks.

I cry at the end of every book.

Maybe I'm a better actor when I know there's going to be an older woman involved.

I've never done a blind date but my parents met on a blind date.