[Richard M. Nixon was] a foul caricature of himself, a man with no soul, no inner convictions, with the integrity of a hyena and the style of a poison toad.

Any combination of a 250-pound Mexican and LSD-25 is a potentially terminal menace for anything it can reach

The only thing wrong with the NBA - or any other professional sport, for that matter - is a wild epidemic of Dumbness and overweening Greed. There is no Mystery about it, and no need to change any rules.

I knew a Buddhist once, and I've hated myself ever since.

Jesus man! You don't look for acid! Acid finds you when it thinks you're ready.

There are many harsh lessons to be learned from the gambling experience, but the harshest one of all is the difference between having Fun and being Smart.

The downward spiral of Dumbness in America is about to hit a new low.