[Richard M. Nixon was] a foul caricature of himself, a man with no soul, no inner convictions, with the integrity of a hyena and the style of a poison toad.

Sportswriters are a rude and brainless subculture of fascist drunks

I'm not a liberal, by the way.I believe I have every right to have guns. I just bought another huge weapon. A lot of people shouldn't own guns. I should. I have a safety record. Guns are a lot of fun out here.

Have an objective to give your bender a theme. For instance, stalking and killing a wild pig with a bowie knife.

I can't think in terms of journalism without thinking in terms of political ends. Unless there's been a reaction, there's been no journalism. It's cause and effect.

Bill Clinton does not inhale marijuana, right? You bet. Like I chew on LSD but I don't swallow it.'

What the hell is the sense of trying to hold the Democratic party together, if it's really a party of expediency, something that's put together every four years?