All we have to do is get out and vote, while it's still legal, and we will wash those crooked warmongers out of the White House.

Fear is just another word for ignorance.

I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes.

February is always a bad month for TV sports. Football is gone, basketball is plodding along in the annual midseason doldrums, and baseball is not even mentioned.

I think you either have to have a very strong decisive person at the top or else a really brilliant staff command.

Yes sir, I am a tortured man for all seasons, as they say, and I have powerful friends in high places. Birds sing where I walk, and children smile when they see me coming.

The regrets I have are so minor. You know, would I leave my Keith Richards hat, with the silver skull on it, on the stool at the coffee shop at LaGuardia? I wouldn't do that again. But overall, no, I don't have any regrets.