Journalism, to me, is just another drug - a free ride to scenes I'd probably miss if I stayed straight.

Insanity is a legal term. Crazy is an art form.

We came down here to see this teddible scene: people all pissed out of their minds and vomiting on themselves and all that and now, you know what? It's us

There is not much mental distance between a feeling of having been screwed and the ethic of total retaliation, or at least the kind of random revenge that comes with outraging the public decency.

I felt like a monster reincarnation of Horatio Alger: A man on the move, and just sick enough to be totally confident.

You'd be surprised at the things people will do in order to get their names or pictures in the paper.

Some people will tell you that slow is good - but I'm here to tell you that fast is better. I've always believed this, in spite of the trouble it's caused me. Being shot out of a cannon will always be better than being squeezed out of a tube. That is why God made fast motorcycles, Bubba.