Turn the goddam music up! My heart feels like an alligator!

To give advice to a man who asks what to do with his life implies something very close to egomania. To presume to point a man to the right and ultimate goal - to point with a trembling finger in the RIGHT direction is something only a fool would take upon himself.

As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so.

It's much more fun to run a political campaign than it is to be the candidate.

Nixon had the unique ability to make his enemies seem honorable, and we developed a keen sense of fraternity. Some of my best friends have hated Nixon all their lives. My mother hates Nixon, my son hates Nixon, I hate Nixon, and this hatred has brought us together.

I had a soft-spot in my heart for Ronald Reagan, if only because he was a sportswriter in his youth.

Everyone crashes Some get back on Some don't Some can't.