When you push a car off a cliff and blow it up, be sure to roll the windows down to avoid shrapnel. Also, strip the license plate so you're not billed for the cleanup.

There is no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come true at any moment.

All advice can only be a product of the man who gives it.

I feel the same way about disco as I do about herpes.

We must ride this strange torpedo out until the end.

Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race.

I drink much less than most people think, and I think much more than most people would believe. I am quite sincere about some of the things which people take very lightly, and almost insultingly unconcerned about some of the things which people take most seriously. In short, I am basically antisocial: certainly not to an alarming degree , but just more so than I appear to be.