I've been studying drugs for years.

Call on God, but row away from the rocks.

We cannot expect people to have respect for law and order until we teach respect to those we have entrusted to enforce those laws.

I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

I have learned, in my life and work as a sportswriter, that big-time Sports and big-time Politics are not so far apart in America. They are both a means to the same end, which is victory... And why not? Victory is good for you, and don't let anybody tell you different.

I'm doing an introduction for one of Ralph's [Steadman] books. He's doing something called Gonzo, the Art I think he's stealing from me. I like Steadman and his coattail abilities. Ralph is better at business than I am. He has always managed to get free whiskey.

Hit him again, Jack! He's crazy!