Old elephants limp off to the hills to die; old Americans go out to the highway and drive themselves to death with huge cars.

Don't have sex in the lobby - it's usually awkward.

The mind of America is seized by a fatal dry rot - and it's only a question of time before all that the mind controls will run amuck in a frenzy of stupid, impotent fear.

Journalism is "a low trade and a habit worse than heroin, a strange seedy world of misfits and drunkards and failures.

I have always loved blizzards, if only because of the driving experience - which is definitely an acquired taste.

Familiarity seems to breed contempt

If you get people asking the wrong questions, you don't have to worry about the answers.