Old elephants limp off to the hills to die; old Americans go out to the highway and drive themselves to death with huge cars.

Remember this, folks - I am a Hillbilly, and I don't always Bet the same way I talk. Good advice is one thing, but smart gambling is quite another.

By the time I got to high school I knew what I was gonna do. Mainly because I looked around and saw there wasn't much else I was able to do. I was a criminal. I was a juvenile delinquent.

There is no fool like a careless gambler who starts taking victory for granted.

I miss Nixon. Compared to these Nazis we have in the White House now, Richard Nixon was a flaming liberal.

I hate pain, despite my ability to tolerate it beyond all known parameters, which is not necessarily a good thing.

I may sound a little black, but I'm really pretty well adjusted.