Most people who deal in words don't have much faith in them and I am no exception.

and he would probably not agree with my conviction that a sense of humor is the main measure of sanity. But who can say for sure? Humor is a very private thing.

If you can't make yourself understood by your friends, you'll be in trouble when your enemies come for you.

Yes sir, I am a tortured man for all seasons, as they say, and I have powerful friends in high places. Birds sing where I walk, and children smile when they see me coming.

Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.

No cop was ever born who wasn't a sucker for a finely-executed high-speed Controlled Drift all the way around one of those clover-leaf freeway interchanges.

The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life