You better take care of me Lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.
Weird behavior is natural in smart children, just as curiosity is to a kitten.
Insanity is a legal term. Crazy is an art form.
The world is still a weird place, despite my efforts to make clear and perfect sense of it.
I didn't know Johnny Depp could act until he played me.
I haven't found a drug yet that can get you anywhere near as high as a sitting at a desk writing, trying to imagine a story no matter how bizarre it is, [or] going out and getting into the weirdness of reality and doing a little time on the Proud Highway.