Just sick enough to be totally confident

There may be flies on you and me, but there are no flies on Jesus.

We have become a Nazi monster in the eyes of the whole world — a nation of bullies and bastards who would rather kill than live peacefully. We are not just Whores for power and oil, but killer whores with hate and fear in our hearts.

Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.

It was obvious that he was a man who marched through life to the rhythms of some drum I would never hear.

Old God sure was in a good mood when he made this place.

People think I watch TV too much, but they are wrong. There is a huge difference between merely "watching" TV and learning to respond aggressively to it. The difference, for most people, is the difference between the living and dying of their own brains.