Today's pig is tomorrows bacon!

Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no!

I knew a Buddhist once, and I've hated myself ever since.

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.

It was obvious that he was a man who marched through life to the rhythms of some drum I would never hear.

There are many harsh lessons to be learned from the gambling experience, but the harshest one of all is the difference between having Fun and being Smart.

it's 12 amyl nitrites (one box), in conjunction with as many beers as necessary.