The next MVP of the Super Bowl is just as likely to have been a full-time grocery store bagger last year as a Heisman Trophy winner.

Any combination of a 250-pound Mexican and LSD-25 is a potentially terminal menace for anything it can reach

I was not proud of what I had learned but I never doubted that it was worth knowing.

There's also a down side.

I am a generous man, by nature, and far more trusting than I should be. Indeed. The real world is risky territory for people with generosity of spirit. Beware.

Nixon was so crooked that he needed servants to help him screw his pants on every morning.

The mind & body must be subjected to extreme stimulus, by means of drugs & music.