I think George Washington owned guns. I've never seen any contradiction with that.

As I see it then, the formula runs something like this: a man must choose a path which will let his ABILITIES function at maximum efficiency toward the gratification of his DESIRES.

They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.

There is always room for losers in the football business. They are the mother's milk of gambling, and why not? Somebody has to do it, or there won't be any winners.

Politics is the art of controlling your environment.

I harbor a secret urge to whack a salesman in the face, crack his teeth and put red bumps around his eyes.

I didn't know Johnny Depp could act until he played me.