I measure my life in pages. If I have pages at dawn, it's been a good night.
We are turning into a nation of whimpering slaves to Fear
A man never stoops so low as when he rises to the challenge of politics.
If Sunday is the Lord's day, then Saturday belongs to the Devil. It is the only night of the week when he gives out Free passes to the Late show at the Too Much Fun Club.
Wake up and ponder the future
When you push a car off a cliff and blow it up, be sure to roll the windows down to avoid shrapnel. Also, strip the license plate so you're not billed for the cleanup.