A man has to BE something; he has to matter.

Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.

Gonzo journalism is a style of reporting based on William Faulkner's idea that the best fiction is far more true than any kind of journalism.

Yesterday's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.

Richard Nixon looks like a flaming liberal today, compared to a golem like George Bush. Indeed. Where is Richard Nixon now that we finally need him?

This is the fast lane, folks...and some of us like it here.

She was wearing the same clothes, but now she looked haggard and dirty. The delicate illusions that get us through life can only stand so much strain.