Richard Nixon was a criminally insane Monster - Bill Clinton is a black-hearted Swine of a friend.

It was a maddening image and the only way to whip it was to hang on until dusk and banish the ghosts with rum.

On some days you get what you want, and on others, you get what you need.

The only thing wrong with the NBA - or any other professional sport, for that matter - is a wild epidemic of Dumbness and overweening Greed. There is no Mystery about it, and no need to change any rules.

There is no such thing as paranoia. Your worst fears can come true at any moment.

The Sixties were an era of extreme reality. I miss the smell of tear gas. I miss the fear of getting beaten.

I miss Nixon. Compared to these Nazis we have in the White House now, Richard Nixon was a flaming liberal.